Well look at that.

You alive dude?

What do you think? Is this man nuts? Is this even the craziest protective tape job you've seen?

Do want Frontier with Diesel engine....

Now that's a hot potato.

Did your car's engine just explode? Did your truck have a critical axle failure? Don't worry, as the world's greatest mechanic, I can repair it. Why? Because I just fixed my car's headlight, ALL BY MYSELF.

You simply won't have time to look it up in the manual on the highway. Straightsix9904:

Toyota.

ME GUSTA.

SO MUCH WANT

There's also the matter of the artificially enhanced engine sound; knowing it wasn't entirely real kept me from enjoying an otherwise delightful inline-six baritone howl. It does have a pretty nice exhaust note, though.

The only real downsides to this car were the relative lack of options considering its $46,025 price tag. That's with no navigation, no Bluetooth streaming audio, no backup camera, a fairly unimpressive sound system and nothing else besides a sunroof.

The level of want is indescribable.

Things I don't like as much: Engine noise is fake and is piped in through the speakers; doesn't feel as crazy as it should with all these M badges; I wish it had a manual gearbox; electric steering is extremely direct but still feels way too artificial; at $46,500, it lacks navigation and Bluetooth audio, which is…

This is correct.

Cool story. Yes I will continue to complain, just like the rest of the Jalopnik community. And yes, I will continue to buy cars with Manuals. Hence no C63 for me.

Internet police here.

You forget to include:

Additionally, why weren't Miatas or Mustangs mentioned at all? Fishy.

Subaru bros. Seriously. Subaru bros. No, I shouldn't have bought a car that'll done blow'd up the second I forget the check the oil at a trackday. Nope nope nope nope go away nope. "Subaru" is not always the answer for many, many fantastic reasons, and the royal pain of getting to simple parts around the engine is…