The stiff ticket penalty makes speeding un-fjord-able. 

The second generation Panamera is as pretty as the first gen was ugly.

Second gen Panamera is a gorgeous car

Tired of the “ghost pepper” marketing bs. None of these have hardly any ghost pepper at all in them, if they did, they’d be inedible.

why did the lid thing make me so angry

My first vehicle was dubbed “baby shit yellow” by my sister.

Yup. I’ve seen too many kitchens with high end range tops like Wolf, Thermador, or Viking and they are “vented” by a small microwave or nothing at all. Most of them are so pristinely clean and unscathed that I am pretty sure they have never been used.

I can’t understand why anyone would rent a car from Hertz at this point. Even if they were giving them out free, it doesn’t seem like it would be worth the risk.

“And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and his name that sat on him was Hamburglar, and Hell followed with him.”

No, they’ll charge you for the food and the disruption and then kick you out. It’s not carte blanche to avoid being a parent.

If you call up to talk to the Beh Em Veh dealership nobody is gonna have a fucking clue what you’re talking about, and you’ll sound like a twat.

Counterpoint:

This shit is downright evil. And it shows that they’re always expecting no accountability, because that plan is just too dumb, but these officers still went ahead and did it. It’s like they know anything they do will be treated as a whoopsie.

If your dumb enough to park on the tracks, you should not be a police officer. It just simply isn’t possible you contain the intelligence necessary to carry a gun or to have power over others. Plus, it’s flat as fuck around there. How the hell did they not see or hear the train coming.

Things like that are actually Kringles.

I tried the Hot Ones x Pringles and they were pretty good for Pringles. I like the slow burn better because you taste the sauce itself (assuming the sauce is good). The kind that’s just there to blast you with scoville units are a waste of time IMO.

Danishes are a type of coffee cake which are always served at room temperature. This is very strange indeed. 

O/T, kinda

Nothing should be named after traitors.