Why is this a story? How was he supposed to know she was her mother? I did a short stint working security for events like this a long time ago and it’s not like they provide the guards with a list of names + photos of people associated with whatever celebrities are there. The goal is to keep the wrong people out and…

1. hard disagree Gimelli is the underappreciated GOAT of pasta.

Sorry, having to carry your child from the store to your car is not “punishment” (if you don’t want the burden of carrying it, don’t make the baby). These days I don’t believe you can take the carts out of any Safeways in my city (San Francisco), regardless if you’ve bought something or not. If you don’t like it blame…

Thanks guys! These are all going in my Autotrader saved searches. I’ll post an update once I pull the trigger on something.

Wow, brutal self own. Just because someone doesn’t want kids doesn’t make them a rich prick. The daycare where my kids go costs $1800 per kid per month, which is about in line with a big boy car payment, just like op said.

I can get on board with hating billionaires or the generationally wealthy, but I have to agree with OP. I’m nowhere near “wealthy”, but I’m also a DINK and am fortunate enough not to have debt, so I have a nice car and a weekend car. There’s nothing wrong with that - I don’t have to pay for school for kids, or save…

I see the we-hate-high-car-payments-because-we-can’t-afford-them brigade are out in full force again. Some people just have a higher disposable income and choose to allocate a proportion of their salary to cars. It doesn’t make them bad at math. My husband and I are a cliche DINK couple - both have professional jobs, n…

He did include the winner:

My 80 Malibu was self-driving. If you floored it, the throttle would stick to the floor because of the floor mat, and it was common for the lock cylinder to fall out of the steering column when you hit a bump so that the steering wheel would lock into position.

“I really have no idea what this means.”

Having driven through Paris in a Peugeot 206 that at times seemed way to big, this might be a perfect option.

“You wouldn’t hot wire a car to move it out of your way, would you????”

“Vitellaro labeled the boy as an “offender” who wasn’t complying with directions.”

Yeah I’m not going to comply with some random plain-clothed individual screaming at me and trying to grab me either. Imagine that. 

But it’s more specific than that.

It’s only in America that you can sue someone else for your stupid actions.

I don’t know if “more little holes” is the answer. My experience with blade/arm mounted washer jets has been less than stellar, but I have had issues with cowl-mounted washer jets, too. Why does the passenger side always seem to work fine, but the driver’s side dribbles like it has an enlarged prostate? Now I’m trying…

Sorry you overpaid. I won’t. Nice car, what happens if I drive it like an actual car? Will it stay “restored” magically? Not buying a garage queen.

When you hit someone with your car, you fucking stop and at the very least see if they’re ok. Regardless of who’s at fault.

This all but confirms we will see stray on xbox eventually which is good news for me.

Don’t forget the best weed-based-name for a TV show, Vice TV’s Bong Appetit.