Yes, like the dealer websites that list every car with “Call for Price.” Nope, not even going to bother with your dealershit. 

I thought Harrison Ford was visiting my area last night.  Alas, just some other senior doing his best impression.

A slightly better looking Urus.

That Grand Vitara driver got screwed. Not only did the police lie about his speed, but he had to prove it was impossible, and STILL got fined anyway.  

I just posted the same one!  It’s awesome.

I’d let that baby shit in my driveway. 

The technical challenge would have worked much better if they had them make telera rolls for tortas.  A torta is basically a taco sandwich and it actually has a baked element.  

The GranTurismo was the first car that came to mind. Glad to see it was the first one listed.

Back when I used to Metro into DC for work, I walked through a roundabout with a dedicated crosswalk and a traffic light all the time. I was clipped by a car twice and had nearly 2 dozen cars drive right through the crosswalk on red while I was crossing. To this day, I will avoid crossing through a roundabout as a…

I’d go more Chuck Palahniuk. Choke wasn’t too far off from this.

Looks like some Youtuber is getting the Cheapest McLaren P1 in the US as soon as this one dries out. 

This is especially useful if you’re trying to watch older movies that have not (or cannot) be offered on streaming services. I was trying to find Cocoon on streaming the other day and went down a rabbit hole to find out that not only is not available on streaming, but the disc is out of print. I’m sure there are many…

News flash: unless you are fluent in a bunch of languages, you’re probably pronouncing a lot of shit wrong. Take Hyundai for example.

When reached for comment, the train responded that the patrol car was resisting arrest. 

Inconceivable!  Next thing you’re going to tell me is that Rocky Mountain Oysters aren’t actual oysters.

I don’t know, if you’re not ordering Harold’s through bullet proof glass, it’s just not quite the same.

Agreed. I like the untwisted version:

Once again, The Onion was prescient on this trend: