Yes, we’ve reached the point where people are basically eating slop.  

Are we just calling things that make loud vroom-vroom noises exhaust now?  Unless there is some kind of actual gas being exhausted here, isn’t this just a loud speaker making noise?

If you drove a Tesla, it would run them over for you.

I always thought of sport peppers as banana peppers + serrano.  

Yo, Harrison Ford, that’s not where you’re supposed to land.  Let Chewy take the yoke. 

I’ll take a pastrami and liver on rye, thanks.

Hopefully the Beats Fit Pro don’t have the same issue with charging as the Beats Powerbeats Pro where one ear bud is constantly uncharged.  

They should offer one with a 80 kWh battery and two electric motors called a Mad Manx.

I’ll go with the BMW i8.  So much potential, but just not quite good enough at anything.  

Most days it feels like everything. But, that’s just me.

For fuck’s sake, what is wrong with you?  She hit another human being with her car and drove off without so much as a second thought, like he was roadkill.  

Oklahoma.  The cow shit is aerosolized and just hangs there as you drive for miles on end.  It gets into the vents even with the windows up and even when you’re past Oklahoma and into Texas and even New Mexico, you still get the lingering smell of Oklahoma cow shit as a nice reminder.  

It’s like a training manual for how to be an asshole. 

Yeah, infused olive or coconut oil, cannabutter, etc. can all be used in savory dishes at home. It does take some work to accurately measure and control the dosages of THC, though. A 100mg of THC olive oil in a fettucine alfredo that you’re sharing with some friends is one thing. Eating the whole bowl yourself is…

There are restaurants or private chefs who will make you entire cannabis-infused meals, including savory courses. But that’s not quite the same as being able to buy infused ham at your local dispensary.

Selfiecide?

Practically everywhere. 

I think marketing the plant-based substitutes as substitutes of a specific meat product helps people understand how to use that plant-based product.

Without seeing the actual wording of the NDA, there are many reasons to be concerned. Does it also include a binding arbitration clause? If so, then you’re probably also waiving several different rights you have under consumer protection laws, for example, lemon laws. Imagine if you sign this NDA, your Lyric is a POS…

This is how I make my poor man’s Italian Beef with the ingredients I can get in my area. It’s closer in flavor than texture due to the difference between shredded beef and sliced beef, but it’s a pretty easy way to get 90% of the taste.