I have the budget-friendly version of your ideal garage. A 991S and a 100 series Land Cruiser.

I think we’re limited to stories that can be put into a slideshow or a QOTD format. 

Can we talk about the stupid way their bags tear open vertically?  

This is giving me BMW M1 vibes and I love it.  I will sell all non-essential organs to buy this car if they build it.  

I second that about Wild Mike’s.  More like Mild Mike’s.  The box has more flair than the actual pizza inside it. 

I would have added another slide for Vacheron Constantin Les Cabinotiers Celestia Astronomical Grand Complication 3600.

This should go without saying (but unfortunately does not) - TIP YOUR DAMN DELIVERY DRIVER.

I just finished reading the latest from Christopher Moore - Razzmatazz.  It’s the follow up to Noir.  

Star Wars needs more light-hearted comedy. Imagine a comedy set around the Mos Eisley Cantina.  I’m sure he could do something fun with that setting.

Yes! The Boston Creme version was the best version. As a kid, I ate these often enough to make Wilford Brimley call my house to tell us about the dangers of Diabeetus.

Agreed.

I knew it was a Carnival cruise before I even read the story.  

Thanks so much to everyone who reached out. Your kind words (rare for this site) were greatly appreciated.

Wait, so Garlic Mustard tastes like neither garlic, nor mustard, but horseradish?  Who names these things?!?

If handled correctly, a Ghostbusters universe could work.

One of my favorite Herr’s flavors is Ketchup, so I’m hoping the 215 Special Sauce tastes pretty similar.  Also hoping it will be available at stores near me.  It’s been a while since I’ve been able to find the Ketchup chips in my area (DC suburbs).

You can use newspaper (if any still exist) or other recycled paper to wrap the blades and keep them from cutting anything or anyone and to prevent them from being damaged during transport.  

I don’t know why this kind of person wants to travel internationally anyway.  They almost always eat at chain restaurants and spend their time getting drunk.  

Maybe they’re banking on a certain segment of the population that is very rich and wants only to buy ‘Merican cars.