In South America, there are humitas, which are made from choclo (big-ass corn) and can be sweet, savory, or sweet and savory.

I love both Forza series for what they each offer. I probably logged hundreds and hundreds of hours playing FH4. So far, FH5 is a bit of a let down. The graphics are stunning, especially on a 65" 4k OLED, but the gameplay is disappointing.

Up next, “Mouthwashes: Which has the most bang for your buck?” and “Recipes for Peanut Butter and Sanitizer Toast”

Dedicate a small section at the rear of the plane (near the toilets) for consuming alcohol. Everyone in that section is responsible for each other’s behavior. If anyone gets belligerent, the floor drops away and the whole section falls into a brig located in the cargo hold.  The local police can deal with the…

Coming soon to Cars and Hideous Projects!

Roads? Where we’re going, we don’t need roads.

I hope Apple ends up with NFL Sunday Ticket. DirecTV is horrible.  

Citroen Cactus

That seems like a shitty way to determine “best” donut cities.  Surprise, there a bunch of Dunkin Donuts in New England.  Doesn’t make it the best.

Rare lobster collectors rejoice!  

Yo mama so wide, she needs escort cars when she walks down the street. 

Funny.  Though I suspect her actual name is Karen.

I knew DeMuro was going a bit starchy, but this is ridiculous.

Forza Motorsport and Forza Horizon are pretty much the reason I bought my Xbox One in the first place. I think I started with FM5 and FH2. The newest iterations are also why I keep upgrading to the newest console.

That caramelized upside down banana cake is so good that it’s been declared illegal in my house.

Anything vomited from a can and put into a serving dish.

What if it’s not aliens, but rather a hollow earth civilization that developed space travel and colonized a hollow moon?

I am predicting I will be hit with a mysterious 24 hour flu on November 5th that will require me to call in sick and sit on the couch all day to get better.

Yeah, it’s like the APR on my credit cards. I have no idea what it is or if it’s good or bad because I never carry a balance. I care only about the cash back and other rewards.