Thank you.

This show is good enough to forgive Shyamalan for some of the crap movies he’s put out.  

Was the mom at least nicknamed The Vulture Mary?

If you don’t wash the dishes, chances of celibacy increase exponentially.  

Flats, drums, and heads.  No heads, add $2.

I saw one of those on the road a few months ago. My first thought was “That guy must really like toys.”  

Simple, because maybe, someday, possibly, Tesla could might be almost as successful as Google. So, it’s clearly worth just as much already. It’s all about the potential.  Duh.

First, discover negative energy. Next, create reverse microwave.

Deer suck. My yard backs to parkland and we have herds of deer that pass through our neighborhood daily. Come October every year I know it’s rutting season and they are even more annoying than usual. I’ve already had to come to a complete stop three times in the middle of the road to honk at the deer to scare them…

Money back guarantee that you’ll never hit a shark while driving your car.  Unless you drive through a sharknado. 

On a work trip my boss surprised me by upgrading our Hertz rental to the new 991 911. It was only one day and we had to drive in LA freeway traffic, but it’s the best rental I’ve ever driven.

Cretaceous Park.   

If the seller is serious about transferring the patent with the sale, it would be helpful to list the patent number to make sure that it’s still valid, how much term is left, and to see if the claims are any good.

Not many of the many, many, many other low budget Bruce Willis films have been watchable, so I’m not getting my hopes up.

Starring Groot, naturally.  

Unless you’re Megan Fox, then they’re the same thing.

At least it’s better than the Flying Phallus.

But, most need to be soaked in milk first or else they are far too bitter.

At this point, it feels like the Amazon Lord of the Rings series has been in production longer than the entire Second Age.  September 2022?  

This is one of the good uses of social media. Back in the day, this would have been swept under the rug and forgotten. Hope the corrupt “law enforcement” officers that covered this up get more than a paid vacation.