I hope there was a little something “extra” in his food.   

About as well as gun control. 

I won’t be buying any more Hue products.  The last update to the Hue app on iOS removed widgets and made it much less convenient to control the lights in my house.  

Did anyone even say “hold my beer” first? I feel like that’s protocol for something like this.

Any two cars from David Tracy’s garage  yard.

I like it when Ferrari makes cars that look like Ferraris instead of Corvettes.  So, this one I like. 

Real gearheads give respect to anyone who knows their way around a car of any make, model, etc.

If it costs more, it must be better. 

They also have to cause excruciating pain when stepped on. 

Toyota Tundra - now with 50% more Trucky McTruckFace

Racism isn’t “political bullcrap”. It’s something that affects the lives of MILLIONS of Americans everyday, including many people who read Jalopnik.

I’ve never heard of Jollibee, but from the photos it looks like someone sat on your chicken sandwich.

Yeah, more than anything I’m just angry that they never fucking resolved the story.  

This sounds tasty!  At some point I got hooked on drizzling aged balsamic vinegar on my strawberry ice cream.  Like aged enough to naturally have the viscosity of syrup.  It’s next level.  

The better question is why do my corn chips smell like dog?

Real race tracks is Forza Motorsport’s thing.  

Battery - $350

I have a couple of large Tulip trees in my yard, which are like the Golden Corral for aphids.  Honeydew is all over the place, coming down like rain.  It’s actually quite sweet.  A little thinner than bee honey, and maybe a little sweeter.  

I didn’t put it all on at once during the quarantine, so I don’t expect to lose it all it once either. For me, it was not being able to go to my gym on a regular basis (and, eating like crap because hey, the world was on fire). But, getting back into a regular gym schedule and eating better will eventually put me back…