No. Hell, no. I know used car prices are crazy right now, but this car was never and will never be worth $13,500.

Yes, I totally saw this happen when I watched it.  It was distracting because the whole time I was pissed that I had a dead pixel on my TV.  

Yes, that was my first thought too!

No, it’s taken directly from here:

The chance of becoming a victim of either violent or property crime in Stockbridge is 1 in 44. Based on FBI crime data, Stockbridge is not one of the safest communities in America. Relative to Georgia, Stockbridge has a crime rate that is higher than 62% of the state’s cities and towns of all sizes.

No, the point of life is orgasms. If you can orgasm during a bowel movement, you’ve achieved transcendence.

Then it’s probably a good idea he (it’s definitely a man) doesn’t want children.

Pathetic

They can send some of them my way.  I can probably eat about $1M worth in a few days.  To be fair, that’s only like 10 pounds.  ;)

Think about the natural conclusion that can be made if you consider both statements to be true. 

You are both saying the same thing.

Having a chicken sandwich on the menu will become increasingly important as consumers move away from beef.   

AT&T will not succeed until they fix their atrocious customer service.  

Would I?  Hell, I’ve been waiting for them to come up already so I can.

“Your momma so fat, she has 100 butts”

I didn’t think it was possible to make these hideous eyesores uglier.  But, then this.

Jeez, how bad do you have to be to screw up brownie+caramel+ice cream?  If it’s not an A, it’s an F.

People are still doing that, huh?  Isn’t there a newer meme you can post?

I’ve told you before that none of you at Jalopnik, or G/O Media or whateverTF it’s called today, know anything about patents, yet you keep writing about them.  I even tried to contact you via email to offer to give you a primer on the topic so that your articles don’t come off so clueless.