The level of stupidity at work here is astounding.  

142 people need to explain themselves.   This is still a ND at half the price.

I am not ready for early 2000's nostalgia.

Damn metric system strikes again!

Mmm, rat-sized shrimp

The original name was the Foot Mauler, but Hamster had a nicer ring to it.

Don’t forget they need to pay with a check, buy stamps, and have to call over the manager to find out why they were charged an extra $0.02 on cottage cheese.

How very Muskian. Muskish? Musky?

It’s too bad that so many of the players are still toxic when it comes to other players of different races and genders.

Yeah, the Punisher decals are unfortunate, but then I remembered these are 16 year old kids.  I also had horrible taste when I was 16 years old. 

It was one time, mom! I swear, I’ll never hear the end of it.

Does it come in TidePod Flavor?

Well, that’s certainly one way to make sure you have enough work. 

Jerky! It’s tasty and the sodium helps to dehydrate you to cut down on bathroom pit stops.  

I’ve already been through maintaining an aging Mercedes, so solid ND for me.  

April Fools’ Day can fuck off. Every year you have to brace yourself for some stupid marketing prank bullshit from companies.  We just had April Fools’ Day every day for 4 years, we can skip it this year. 

This is creative and interesting in a “huh” kinda way, but there’s no way in hell I’d want to own it for $30k.  

Can’t wait for the Tiananmen Square Edition Tank.  

$85k for that?  No thanks.

I second this. Many foods have legal definitions that must be met to be able to label them as such. Which is why Velveeta is a “Cheese Food Product” and not cheese, and why Pringles cannot be labeled as potato “chips”. In this case, I’d venture to guess that the sauce in question is not “butter” in the legal sense,…