Ok. Tell that to this woman who’s life has been turned upside down all because some stupid barista accidentally double-entered the amount of her latte.

This is why you should always use credit cards for purchases, not debit cards.  This would have been a non-issue if she had paid with a credit card.

Go with penises. Penises painted on things always gets a rise out of people.

Exactly.  What if “Rubber” but Jeans?

Hey, your fucking ads are blocking the comments.

You don’t need to eat them raw.  Cook them.  

So, is this Jalopnik now?  Post articles to scrape user-content for slideshows?  

It would be cool if they would sell off some of the scrap as souvenirs to help raise funds. I’d buy a piece of the Berlin Wall Arecibo Telescope.

Looks like Patrick Bateman is ready to get back out there.  

Anything that requires a small amount of some ingredient that I will never use again. I have thrown out so many small bottles of sesame oil that have gone rancid and other types of ingredients that are completely wasted because they rarely get used.

I went to an NFL game with a friend at the Meadowlands, driving up from DC. My buddy got shit-faced and I had to drive his 200,000+ mile Lexus back home afterwards. Not only did the Lexus wander all over the road, but there were barely any brakes left. I had to put my foot all the way to the floor to get any brake…

Not even if you gave it to me.

FeralPizza isn’t that hard to pronounce.

It’s a nostalgic food, but not one that I would want to eat if I tried it for the first time as an adult.  

I’m sure there are many features that are now standard that we take for granted, like airbags, ABS, fuel injection, etc., but for the sake of answering this question, I will focus on features that are not standard on all modern cars. For me, one of the most important features is auto-dimming mirrors, especially…

People are the worst.  

Jeep Automobile Vehicle

Han Solo really needs to let the Wookie drive.