Blue crabs. There’s a reason most people eat them outside.

Touch screens replacing tactile controls.  I can feel tactile buttons/knobs without looking at them while driving.  The same cannot be said for touch screens.  

I already voted ND for the cash, but would consider trading for a snowmobile, if by “snowmobile” he’d accept an old lawn tractor with skis zip tied to the front wheels.  I think that’ s a pretty fair comp.

Too much half-assery to seriously consider buying this project.

When I was a teenager, my car had a fuel gauge that would stick at 1/4 tank. I ran out of gas once and only once in a very not-great part of the south side of Chicago off the Dan Ryan Expressway. I never ran out of gas again.  I also nearly always reset my trip odometer when I refuel so that I have a rough estimate of…

Give me more resto-modded Porsches.  Safaris and Bajas and Rallys, oh my!

LaFerrari.  I saw one driving around by me a few months ago and nearly pulled a 4 lane U-turn to follow it for a bit.  

CALL NOW FOR COMMENT!!! 

It’s Porsche, most things can be had for the right price.  Or un-had for another price.  

Can’t stupid people go back to eating Tide pods, like in the good old days?

In case anyone wants to actually see the cool tires mentioned in the headline without going on a fucking goose chase:

Maybe the officer was more of a Bob Seger fan.

I started using the skillet method (minus the water and lid) to reheat pizza a couple years ago.  It’s great, especially because I like crispy crusts (and I cannot lie!).

I think it’s a safe bet to say that Pixar’s Cars came out in between Gen3 and Gen4.

How many not-hotdogs can it count?

“It took us 5 years to create this car. Please don’t copy it in 5 days.”

Rear end collision on the Carfax?

Birds (allegedly) cannot control when they shit, but I don’t buy it. I think they can and are good at aiming that shit to hit their targets.

I agree.  We live in a reality where truth itself is being called into question.  Requiring people to pay for news enables those who manufacture and manipulate the truth to offer the “news” for free.  Facts and truth shouldn’t be put behind a paywall.  That’s how we ended up where we are today. 

I just discovered honey butter chips at H-Mart this year. Damn, where have they been hiding all this time?