Any two cars from David Tracy’s garage  yard.

I like it when Ferrari makes cars that look like Ferraris instead of Corvettes.  So, this one I like. 

Real gearheads give respect to anyone who knows their way around a car of any make, model, etc.

If it costs more, it must be better. 

Toyota Tundra - now with 50% more Trucky McTruckFace

Racism isn’t “political bullcrap”. It’s something that affects the lives of MILLIONS of Americans everyday, including many people who read Jalopnik.

I’ve never heard of Jollibee, but from the photos it looks like someone sat on your chicken sandwich.

This sounds tasty!  At some point I got hooked on drizzling aged balsamic vinegar on my strawberry ice cream.  Like aged enough to naturally have the viscosity of syrup.  It’s next level.  

The better question is why do my corn chips smell like dog?

Real race tracks is Forza Motorsport’s thing.  

Battery - $350

I have a couple of large Tulip trees in my yard, which are like the Golden Corral for aphids.  Honeydew is all over the place, coming down like rain.  It’s actually quite sweet.  A little thinner than bee honey, and maybe a little sweeter.  

I didn’t put it all on at once during the quarantine, so I don’t expect to lose it all it once either. For me, it was not being able to go to my gym on a regular basis (and, eating like crap because hey, the world was on fire). But, getting back into a regular gym schedule and eating better will eventually put me back…

No. Hell, no. I know used car prices are crazy right now, but this car was never and will never be worth $13,500.

Yes, I totally saw this happen when I watched it.  It was distracting because the whole time I was pissed that I had a dead pixel on my TV.  

No, it’s taken directly from here:

The chance of becoming a victim of either violent or property crime in Stockbridge is 1 in 44. Based on FBI crime data, Stockbridge is not one of the safest communities in America. Relative to Georgia, Stockbridge has a crime rate that is higher than 62% of the state’s cities and towns of all sizes.

No, the point of life is orgasms. If you can orgasm during a bowel movement, you’ve achieved transcendence.

Then it’s probably a good idea he (it’s definitely a man) doesn’t want children.