Pathetic

They can send some of them my way.  I can probably eat about $1M worth in a few days.  To be fair, that’s only like 10 pounds.  ;)

Think about the natural conclusion that can be made if you consider both statements to be true. 

You are both saying the same thing.

Having a chicken sandwich on the menu will become increasingly important as consumers move away from beef.   

Would I?  Hell, I’ve been waiting for them to come up already so I can.

I didn’t think it was possible to make these hideous eyesores uglier.  But, then this.

Jeez, how bad do you have to be to screw up brownie+caramel+ice cream?  If it’s not an A, it’s an F.

People are still doing that, huh?  Isn’t there a newer meme you can post?

I’ve told you before that none of you at Jalopnik, or G/O Media or whateverTF it’s called today, know anything about patents, yet you keep writing about them.  I even tried to contact you via email to offer to give you a primer on the topic so that your articles don’t come off so clueless. 

142 people need to explain themselves.   This is still a ND at half the price.

I am not ready for early 2000's nostalgia.

Damn metric system strikes again!

The original name was the Foot Mauler, but Hamster had a nicer ring to it.

Don’t forget they need to pay with a check, buy stamps, and have to call over the manager to find out why they were charged an extra $0.02 on cottage cheese.

It’s too bad that so many of the players are still toxic when it comes to other players of different races and genders.

Yeah, the Punisher decals are unfortunate, but then I remembered these are 16 year old kids.  I also had horrible taste when I was 16 years old. 

It was one time, mom! I swear, I’ll never hear the end of it.

Well, that’s certainly one way to make sure you have enough work.