Jerky! It’s tasty and the sodium helps to dehydrate you to cut down on bathroom pit stops.  

I’ve already been through maintaining an aging Mercedes, so solid ND for me.  

This is creative and interesting in a “huh” kinda way, but there’s no way in hell I’d want to own it for $30k.  

Can’t wait for the Tiananmen Square Edition Tank.  

$85k for that?  No thanks.

I second this. Many foods have legal definitions that must be met to be able to label them as such. Which is why Velveeta is a “Cheese Food Product” and not cheese, and why Pringles cannot be labeled as potato “chips”. In this case, I’d venture to guess that the sauce in question is not “butter” in the legal sense,…

Ok. Tell that to this woman who’s life has been turned upside down all because some stupid barista accidentally double-entered the amount of her latte.

This is why you should always use credit cards for purchases, not debit cards.  This would have been a non-issue if she had paid with a credit card.

Go with penises. Penises painted on things always gets a rise out of people.

Hey, your fucking ads are blocking the comments.

You don’t need to eat them raw.  Cook them.  

So, is this Jalopnik now?  Post articles to scrape user-content for slideshows?  

Looks like Patrick Bateman is ready to get back out there.  

Anything that requires a small amount of some ingredient that I will never use again. I have thrown out so many small bottles of sesame oil that have gone rancid and other types of ingredients that are completely wasted because they rarely get used.

I went to an NFL game with a friend at the Meadowlands, driving up from DC. My buddy got shit-faced and I had to drive his 200,000+ mile Lexus back home afterwards. Not only did the Lexus wander all over the road, but there were barely any brakes left. I had to put my foot all the way to the floor to get any brake…

Not even if you gave it to me.

FeralPizza isn’t that hard to pronounce.

It’s a nostalgic food, but not one that I would want to eat if I tried it for the first time as an adult.  

I’m sure there are many features that are now standard that we take for granted, like airbags, ABS, fuel injection, etc., but for the sake of answering this question, I will focus on features that are not standard on all modern cars. For me, one of the most important features is auto-dimming mirrors, especially…