Much less.  Only categories we’re spending more on are entertainment (streaming rentals) instead of renting DVDs from the library, utilities since we’re home all the time, and online shopping.  We have Amazon deliveries 2-3 times a week now for things we’d usually just go out and pick up at the store.  

They are making breakfast cereals out of desserts and desserts out of breakfast cereals.  It truly is the end times.  

The rankings say more about the ranker than the rankees.

A book by some schmuck:

I just had to do this. The credit card company was like “Oh, you want that money back?!?”

It works worse for me on my ipad.  

My marriage barely survived your Banana Bread Cake recipe, this one just may be the end of it.

Your fucking ads are killing me.  They won’t let the comments load.  Fix it or you’ll be as dead as Deadspin.

Oh no!  Not profanity.  Hopefully all of the fainting couches are well positioned.

Many people his age are barely still proficient at driving a car and they’re letting him fly planes?  Maybe it’s time to let Chewy take over the pilot’s seat.

Spareribs and sauerkraut. It’s a family dish that I grew up eating. My wife has actually started to like it after 10+ years, but I pretty much only make it for me. I made it with homemade sauerkraut last time and it was awesome. Much better than the canned or bagged stuff.

Buffets have always been disgusting. People are just now realizing that. I was staying at a motel with a breakfast “buffet” and this child in front of me sneezed directly on the pan of bacon! The bacon, man. That was the only thing I wanted.

That first one (GIMBAL) sure looks like a fly or other kind of bug on the lens.

Gordon Gekko called.  He said he’s dead and no one else wants this thing.  CP

I know it says the location is Michigan, but it’s gotta be Florida.  Or at least this person moved to Michigan from Florida.  

That’s a good summation of the show and why it’s ultimately disappointing.  

This is it exactly. If you start your “negotiation” at 50% of MSRP, then no one is going to take you seriously.  

There’s a show called Eating History where two dudes actually eat old food, like really old food. It is as disgusting as it sounds. But, that doesn’t stop me from watching.

I thought for sure that the last time in my life I’d see gas under $1 a gallon was when I was moving across the country and found a Pilot in Texas that had regular gas for $0.89.  That was in ‘98/’99.