I hope she’s hot.  

Mountain Dew tastes like the feeling you get when you find yourself noticing your cousin a little too much at the ol’ waterin’ hole.

Many sheet pans/cookie sheets are aluminum, which is not magnetic.  Just an FYI to those who may not realize and cannot figure out why their magnets don’t work.  

We had new neighbors next door who came to inspect the house the weekend before our governor issued a stay at home order. They were from NYC and unexpectedly ended up staying permanently in a house that was mostly empty, aside from the few things they brought with them for what was supposed to be a weekend trip. We…

It’s an infinite loop. Pennsylvanians flood liquor stores in Pennsylvania, but the liquor stores are closed, so Pennsylvanians flood liquor stores in Pennsylvania, but the liquor stores are closed, so Pennsylvanians flood liquor stores in Pennsylvania, but the liquor stores are closed, so Pennsylvanians flood liquor…

Hey, wouldn’t you if you could?  When I’m 89 I can only hope.

Lots of crack in Portage, Indiana.  

As the proud papa of a SCOBY and a banging batch of sauerkraut, I can’t adopt yet another living food culture that demands my attention. Though, sourdough would definitely be something I could see myself getting into.

It sure as hell didn’t help that the “super-geniuses” Trump, Musk, etc. initially told all their acolytes that it was all a hoax.  

Same.  

Yeah, went to start my car yesterday after 10 days and the battery was a little sleepy.  Will have to make sure it gets to stretch its legs every now and then so it doesn’t happen again.

Rice should have been #1.  It can be used in savory and sweet dishes.  It can be ground into flour.  It’s filling and only needs water to cook.  It’s shelf stable for a long time.  

Basically, I’m an E24 BMW 6 series.  Which is not too bad.

Buy this now.  NP

I can see the future now - bespoke impossible meats designed to taste exactly like you. They shall be called: MeEat.

YES!  My first thought was that was Drew, too.  I guess Dwight is/was a fan.

I saw Coconut Peeps at the store today.

Double barrel CP.  I wouldn’t want either car, let alone both of them amalgamated into one.  

I’ve always loved the notchbacks and I owned three Fox-body Mustangs in the day, but this is a major CP at $25k.