I think this is what the developmental league is intended to be, but the money isn’t there. There’s no real incentive for an elite-level basketball prospect to make $40,000 a year playing minor league ball in America when he can make much more playing in Europe or Australia or China.

I cannot really answer your question, but I assure you that Duke will remain to be as redundant as saying “reverting back” is.

Or NBA can just run a properly functioning minor league and let young professionals develop while collecting a paycheck. For fuck’s sake, why is this so damn difficult when they can borrow from decades of track record that baseball and hockey have?

That’s bizarre - I could have sworn I typed in NFL. Corrected.

I imagine the most difficult part of the preparation of this play is getting away with mugging more than a half dozen NFL referees to acquire their uniforms as disguises.

My dad’s best friend was kicked out of college for smoking weed...the school called him up for donations years later, and he replied “don’t you have a folder labeled Heave Ho, Given The?”

This whole situation is very strange, but it seems odd that Janoris would say that no one was supposed to be at the house if in fact two people were living there.

Or, wait for it, they wear other people’s uniforms. All the sudden you’re stealing plays form the Dolphins! BOOM!

Reports from Foxboro are saying Belichick has been heard mumbling to himself and then muttering out what some might described as a chuckle, only to return to mumbling, “Maginot,” repeatedly. 

They really should’ve learned from history and gone with a curtain.

Bill Bellicheck reads the article, chuckles & shakes his head, and then clicks over to review footage from his hacked Keyhole satellite.

C’mon man, chlamydia with fries and slaw on it is where it’s at... You must be some kind of ivory tower librul.

My solution (not that anyone asked)?

Did he at least make the Patriots pay for the wall?

It was all Mexico could afford.

Yes, you are. Reporting on this as a “save” without noting the Raiders are one of the reasons that this program needed saving in the first place is congratulating them. 

He threw down the gauntlet.

You’re exactly right. And I use that wrong all the time, too. I think I just like the sound of it? But “the old heave-ho” is also good.

Now, if this game was in Atlanta, would Mark Reynolds actions be considered challenging the umpire to a duel?

This will be an unpopular opinion, but I feel like the CBD stuff is approaching “woo levels” as far as the claims that people make about it (not this video specifically, but just in general). People claim it cures everything, from cancer to epilepsy and skin conditions and auto immune disorders to parasites and…