Sam Bats are awesome, love the feel. The statement about how the bats break is 100% true, Maple shatters and ash bats break along the grain lines into larger pieces. Not that large pieces of wood flying about is better.

Why not scale up the hardness to something crazy like Brazilian Rosewood? Expensive, but minor in the scheme of MLB.

Balco-grade maple.

I thought they played all 16 games on Thursday evenings

I’m upvoting this because of the phrase “sequin mines”; I’m picturing 50 year old women with enormous hair swinging pick axes

NO ONE DENIES THIS!

He made the Kessel Run in 1032 words.

Audibly laughed +1

“Zach:

Let’s remember a guy who sucked: LenDale White! Remember all the fat jokes about LenDale? Those were the days. He’s probably somewhere housing a burrito right now.

The Titans It Is, is one of those middle-of-the-pack NFL teams that no one outside of the sequin mines of Nashville cares about.

I mean.. that’s how it is for most teams. I’m not going to see either LA team on a Sunday afternoon unless they’re playing the Bears or Colts and, God, that sounds like hell to experience. Mostly because it would involve watching the Bears and/or Colts.

Don’t worry Tennessee fans, the Seahawks were once a forgotten team swimming in a sea of mediocrity too. Then they managed to be good for a few of seasons and the fans became insufferable. Now they are heading back to mediocrity but instead of being vaguely aware of their existence everybody hates them. Yay! 

They’re not that elaborate.

Shit, I live in Nashville, watch Titans games, have a wife who’s a diehard Titans fan, and have four jerseys in the closet (they’re hers), and I could not name 5 current Titans.

Hmmm... no cheating: I’ve got Mariota, Henry, uh... Decke...no...

the Titans settled instead a Pats leftover who never even coached under Bill Belichick.

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER THEM. REMEMBER THE TITANS. 

Do you expect anything less from this organization?

They almost won that game. We almost had Super Bowl Champion, Jeff Fisher.