Coordinators for the Cleveland Browns are not quite at the pinnacle of their career fields.

“#Browns DC Gregg Williams on CBD”

+$1000/take

Dammit, you beat me to it.

Gregg Williams is a bounty of bad takes.

I know a guy who will take the tobacco out of a cigarette and pack it in his lip chew style. Fucking nasty.

I was on a non-smoking train from Paris to Vienna once and I guess to tide him over between stops the dude sitting in front of me kept taking small bites of an unlit cigarette and eating it.

An increasingly prominent part of my life in 2018 is the urge to grab and cling onto anything that seems, even a little bit, like it might be the thing that Finally Defeats Donald Trump. ... Maybe this seems familiar to you

“I believe Brady is the one that decides what is “in-bounds” or not.”

The best way to go? Win free tickets from a radio station!

It’s really hard to burst an under-inflated bubble though. 

As a commuter on the 7 local train, my one and only recommendation is to take the 7 express train. For everyone’s benefit. 

McCain’s death and the fawning coverage he’s going to get over the next week or two are going to have the exact opposite effect that this dumbfuck (the WaPo writer, not AB) posits. All of the momentum generated by the convictions and plea deals from last week is going to stall out completely as we Fondly Remember a…

On the other hand, I fully expect the White House’s refusal to keep the flag at half-mast for McCain to be the thing that gets my father to wonder whether this Trump fellow might not be an honorable chap after all....

I kept calling him John McClain to my friends this weekend. It was fun.

Hue Jackson makes Jim  Caldwell look like Bill Parcells.

Followed by the important command, "speak!" after each question. 

+1 (equals +7 in human points)

Landlines still do this

I think his cell phone was either broken or lost some time ago