Ahem...Super Bowl MVP Nick Foles.

As long as nobody tramples over the 2nd, everyone seems to be ok ignoring the rest of them.  

How does it being boilerplate make it okay?

See?  You don’t know, do you?   (Just kidding, I totally misread who the quote was coming from.)

Don’t care if it comes at the hands of the police

Whether ‘tis likelier of the man to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fans, or to take up footballs against a sea of Falcons, and by opposing end them.

Prithee, thine one-fourths-rear has been ailing of late.  Shall we see him again upon the field within the fortnight?

On what day do you expect to demote Nick Foles?

[clears throat] To be or not to be, that is the question I have about Carson Wentz vis-á-vis readiness for Week 1.

“Everyone does it. So, clearly guys, theres nothing wrong about it. And it couldnt possibly part of a system that treats minorities when bringing charges against those with more powered than them."

Why does Deadspin embed the league’s YouTube videos when the league’s YT doesn’t let its videos play as embeds here?

Duuuuude.

“nothing can be done” -- that satisfies both sides.

He seems like the kind of guy Gronk could chill with. You know, pound some brews, grunt back and forth, that sort of thing.

Honestly would YOU want to run back to Dolphins' sideline? Me neither.

Maxx creates headroom

Headspin: Let’s Not Remember Some Things

Think of how effective the practices will be...

This whole country is nervous as bunny rabbits. Good thing we’re armed.

Assuming they aren’t already suspended.