Dysfunctional Viper Pit also happened to be the name of Slash’s high school garage band

At times like this, I really feel bad for members of the snake family. They’re always getting disparaged despite just being animals looking to find their way and survive in their own world. To be compared to college football coaches and their ilk is just going too far...

LOL only a lawyer would feel the need to be clear that he wasn’t literally accusing them of plotting to shank each other.

So what you’re saying is a 3 games suspension should do it?

What does this have to do with the Iliad?

The Diamondback has been unabashedly critical of the administration over the most recent scandal too. Quite refreshing to see that the youth see no gray areas where adults are somehow looking for an out.

Right. And the thing is we’re still not at the bottom of any of the 3. It seems monthly something new is coming out regarding Michigan State, Meyer’s behavior last night has investigative journalists salivating (he’s definitely a target) and the Maryland situation is far from over.

It appears they are self immolating, so problem solved?

I really love when student newspapers expose wrongdoing at their own schools, particularly when they expose problems within the Athletic Department. That shows some real moxie and it’s why I love journalism in this country.  Kudos to them.

This gives the Big Ten East a commanding but not insurmountable lead in the race to the bottom.

I was waiting for “as a matter of fact, I don’t own a TV”.

I can actually smell the stale Miller Lite, Cheeze Whiz, and pepper spray through your comment.

LMAO

the NFL record for the longest streak without a 100-yard rusher is 72 games by the Redskins in the 1960s

Well, that Bortles picture has turned me off of a certain sexual pose that I used to really appreciate in my adult-themed personal time...

[T]he precise details of [Deshaun] Watson’s season are sui generis. Highly drafted rookies who are good tend to play the entire season. Highly drafted rookies who only start for part of the season tend to be pretty bad. Watson started for part of the season, but was quite good.

Alternate headline: Why Your Team Actually Sucks

Do they know that Todd Haley isn’t the Steelers OC any more? I’m not judging - I only know thanks to Hard Knocks but it’s kinda weird that the whole Steelers paragraph is about a guy who isn’t there any more.

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Fucking Whoa.

If I could think I wouldn't be a goddamned Jets fan, now would I?