You still have about 4 billion women you need to preemptively apologize to.

And I thought *I* was Machieavellian!

And Taylor Swift can steal the mike at his first press conference.

I hate you for making me smile at this.

I’ve learned to take his throwgasms with a grain of salt. Sometimes pepper too. Occasionally need a whole steak rub.

Will it be down 69%?

Starred you to 63. Six more to go!

In Poland they don’t need an excuse:

https://deadspin.com/yes-this-is-a-normal-thing-for-a-soccer-crowd-to-look-1774753668

I’d go look that up but Jezebel scares me.

Considering the Bill’s brain trust, are you sure you don’t mean four chicken wings and a donut?

Cool. I have a friend in Joisy (non-native) who will love that site.

There’s probably a map online showing the geographix of rotary, roundabout, traffic circle, &c. Of course, 50% chance the map is bullshit, so you’ll still end up confused and scared.

Ha, good point! The kid is afraid of getting turned into a mummy.

Excellent and informative, Dom.

Ah, I see that now. Late afternoon (damn daylight savings) blood sugar crash must have inhibited my sarcasm detector.

Um, now I’m confused. I thought we were both irked by his pettiness, philanthropy and other goodness notwithstanding.

It’s cool, you’re probably a bit punch drunk after getting peed on by Mr. PorridgeHotTake. LOL, I would have quit responding to him after two comments.

Hard for me to choose between that Mavericks victory and the Spurs wiping them off the court in 2014.

I had to think a minute why I feel the same way. For me, it’s because LeBron spends so much PR on trying to show how mature and what a good guy he is. The hypocricy is annoying.

“Time for you to leave.”

Meaning he was storing up goodwill?