The Genesis Coupe

Jesus man, where do you live that you just saw an i3?

Yes.

The GoFundMe idea used to be a great thing to help people... until every lazy asshole decided they needed a GoFundMe account to pay for some fucking mess they are in because they didn’t take care of themselves or their family properly.

He owned a Bentley Continental GT as well.

What a fucking idiot.

What a coincidence. I also want to raise a billion dollars.

A true Jalop bear knows that a Focus can’t do donuts because it’s FWD. Source: my avatar is a bear

That sounds unnecessary.

We’re all just laughing now because this guys daughter is a whore?

Best thing to come out of these dumb commercials!

Mahk will always get a stah

I think my landlord would be cool with it.

You will need that kind of motivation to move that fat fuck. I am guessing this thing will weigh @4500 lbs. The Ultimate Adipose Machine. It will have gained almost 1000 lbs in 10 years. Then again, how will we even know — it will drive it self drive and have a mostly false exhaust on intake note plumbed through…

I thought this was a pretty good first attempt.

Instead of bitching about it maybe share one if it matters so much to you.

I will, turd burglar.

We like to lament the stupidity of our countrymen, but is memorising geography really that important in the age of the internet? I can pull my phone out and tell you within 5 seconds exactly where a country is, its capital, its population, its current leader, its majority language/religion/culture, its currency. . .…

She should’ve gone to the counter, asked for a cup of water, gone to the drink foutain, dumped it out, re-filled it with Coke, and THEN walked out.