And this is a helicopter doing the Harlem Shake.

Death Wobble isn’t a twerk.

I would like to thank everyone who contributed to this article for solidly reaffirming my belief that I’m far better off getting another dog instead of ever having a human spawn to take care of.

To bad her story wasn’t selected

I want to see the dog

But why?

Now that’s douchey.

My uncle stepped that up. He has a base model boxster, be bought Porsche design glasses, then the BlackBerry Porsche Design P’9981. A cellphone to match his car.

I bought one of these......

Yeah, aren’t you special. We all feel that way. That’s the point of this article, dipshit.

I certainly never bought anorexic male clothing models to go with my car. They were always outside of my budget.

You need more stars! I fucking love the internet! I fucking love life!

Congratulations on failing to understand literally fucking anything.

Nowhere did he say he wasn’t.

Am I doing this right? Newport Convertible Range Rover.

Extremely rare? I’d call that extremely well done.

God damn, Nissan, replace the 370Z already. The basic chassis and engine architecture literally predate camera phones (yes, really, the 350Z predates the first camera phone).

(Artist link: http://www.statelessfilms.com/concepts/4575889120)

Yes, it is called the Ford Performance Pack.