Taint the first time.

I haven't gotten this much allergies in my eye since Friday Night Lights.

I agree. They have the same authenticity as Bitmoji.

Evertime I see the gif all I can hear in my head is “GLOVE SLAP! BABY, GLOVE SLAP!” from that dueling episode of the Simpsons.

Fred Rogers is from Pennsylvania. You couldn’t even find a Los Angeles relevant picture? Typical Dodgers fan.

Except you forgot to call him the dreaded “thug.” Bonus points for referring to an opposing player as a “class act” in comparison.

They missed a great opportunity with her response to the question, “Is that clear?”

This is good kinja.

Hottest take of all time!

As long as her surname is “Clinton” or “Bush” or “Kennedy” or something along those lines.

NextDoor needs to just change their name to NimbyBook already.

Heh. I worked for Excite@Home. That’s all I have to contribute.

You must be new here.

“No you idiot! More messy! When I said ‘messier’ That was art direction!”

They renamed the area surrounding the stadium “San Francisco" so it technically is in San Francisco. Now, California is the on,y state with two cities that have the same name.

Doubling-down on that stupid joke? It wasn't funny the first time.

Oof. This joke is worse than the sixers’ season.

Agent Smith needs to get to Neo before he reaches the phone in the locker room.

Everyone is someone’s ex. Deal with it.

And yet I still have no clue as to who these people are. Congrats, I guess.