#COTY

+1,000 years

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

Sounds like Columbo, but it’s really 3 humanities professors who got suckered into being on the committee. I’m sure their combined expertise in Renaissance poetry, critical theories of ethnicity, and semiotics will get to the bottom of this quickly and efficiently.

Oh my god this is actually real! I would have bet money you just wrote this as an elaborate but excellent joke. Holy shit.

Thanks for that link. I mean, without it, I might have believed that the piece discussed in the blog was some sort of brilliant performance art or high-grade trolling.

I think if you run it through the Olde Fogey Dictionary it basically translates to “I am so old and tired that I don’t have the mental acuity or interest in trying to understand anyone who doesn’t speak with the same distinct, hyper-specific accent that I do. Also, get these foreigners off my lawn.”

In Gladwell’s defense, the Penn State coaching staff and administration probably spent more than 10,000 hours raping children and ignoring it, so he’d have to reject the entire premise of one of his own books if he didn’t recognize their expertise in the field.

He pitches for the Pirates, all he sees are baseballs hit 7,000 feet into the air.

People say the same shit about Black Lives Matter. They don’t know what it means, or what it sounds like might mean something else...

If you have to imagine something happening to someone you care about to understand that thing is bad, you don’t actually understand that the thing itself is bad. 

This is not the “Western Conference Finals.” There are, in fact, no conference finals in the WNBA; all eight postseason teams enter the bracket together, seeded from 1 to 8.

Looks like he's got a bit of a limp wrist now. Luckily he has friends that can help him with that... a cure, I believe. 

Amateurs.

Im a doctor. Once clinic gets started I don’t have a lot of time for extensive Google searches. And clinic starts in a couple minutes. I will probably browse the internet in between visits, especially if I have a no show, but no time for actual research.

What kind of shitty job do you have where you have to wait until after work to Google shit? Are you a first responder or something?

His wife was equally unimpressed with her second-place trophy.

Sign for a kid, he sells it on ebay once.  Dunk on a kid, he has a bar story for life.

Which would you really rather have when you grow up?

Security experts have confirmed that it only took the offender three attempts to break the account’s password: GUMBOGUMBOGUMBO