Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

I think I can sue AB for assault after reading that text message. It definitely gave me brain damage.

They had a QB with a normal name for 1 quarter.

This is not the Jaguars Junction content I was looking for. 

Still more conference championships than Notre Dame.

A plague on both your houses

+1 Alderaan being blown up by the Death Star

And like that, the laughs of a million Steelers fans were suddenly silenced.

Are you suggesting, good sir, that LaVar Ball may not have been forthright about the quality of his brand?!

Five six takes a two!

stalls with no doors should be designated a hate crime.

Mine’s from youth league tackle football. I was probably 12 or 13 and on a team with my twin brother, who was much better than me at football (and basketball, and baseball).

Back when I was 18 or 19 and working at an auto shop the Diamondbacks had a tryout in my hometown outside of Charleston, SC. I had never played any ounce of organized baseball but loved the sport and playing with neighborhood kids growing up. I show up and everyone is in uniform except me. I showed up in a t-shirt,…

So many...but the two that stick out:

When I was 4, I peed my pants during a T-Ball game because I was sure my cup would hold it in. Wouldn’t have been such a big deal had it not been before the game had even started and I wasn’t standing next to the park bathrooms. The cup had holes in it too... Things haven’t gotten much better since then

7th grade basketball. A few seconds left, we are up by one or two. Our ball out of bounds. During timeout, coach tells us all we have to do is get the ball inbounds and don’t travel. The ball is inbounded to me, and I grasp it firmly.

I was an extremely bad baseball player. They used to start me and bat me 9th on the off-chance that two innings would take place before my spot in the batting order came up, and I could be pulled having played my league-mandated two innings.

I did it for the gram too

It's NBA. You can score in your own basket

I can see it now. Colts sign Kaepernick and Lloyd. They both kneel for the anthem. Then, their job being done, they retire at halftime.