“What is the Answer " would've been amazing. 

The answer was literally The Answer this time. 

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

You should learn to read.

And now that you know what his dad admitted to under colour of religion, how do you feel now?

It’s more amazing to me that such a well-researched and thought-out article made no mention of this.

How the hell does this not get a mention in a deep-dive article about this kid’s life?  I read that whole article expecting there to be some “oh shit the religious people had bad motives or the religious people were as crazy as you thought they were” angle, it never came, and then this.  Cmon, Matt, you didn’t even…

I know the article is primarily about the kid falling off the face of the earth. But this somewhat recent allegation could help paint the crazy religious, secretive lifestyle they’ve always maintained.

This is a weird thing not to even mention in passing in the article. Seems kind of... relevant to his life?

I feel like there is more to this family.

It looked like the game was getting hairy for a while there, but mercifully the threat receded.

Silent Violent Haze is also the name of the new Ben and Jerry’s flavor specifically marketed at the lactose intolerant.

This is an intense and well-written story, the exact type of stuff that nobody but Deadspin is doing.

Being one point better than the Dolphins is like having one IQ point on Trump.

I think the bigger story here is this writer doesn’t know about The Good Place. Where have you been the last three or four years? It’s the best show currently on television, by far.

Exactly. The Brad Pitt bit legitimately could be a good place joke!

My father has been a subscriber for 52 years. I’m willing to bet he’s one of the Top 100 most tenured subscribers. It was a Bar Mitzvah gift, and to this day he has no clue who got it for him. The only thing he knows is that they filled out the application choosing the prefix “Master” rathern than “Mr.” My Dad never…

This is the right answer. Especially in this case, where the couple is likely established and doesn’t actually need anything on the registry, they’re just getting fancy shit to tart up the residence they’ve already shared for years. 

I’m going to strongly disagree with Drew on the wedding gift. If you’re in the wedding and you have to travel, then your presence (and the grand you sunk into everything) is your gift to the couple. Anyone who expects a gift after asking you to spend that much money to be a member of their wedding is an asshole and…

And beyond your joke, it’s also probable that the campus would seem deserted if people were inside those arenas and not walking around when McQueary stepped outside.