Imagine being too homophobic for Utah.

Narcissism can’t be cured.

Major League has, in my opinion, the greatest insult in the history of cinema. A true masterpiece of subtlety and savagery:

Talk about tank tops!

100 push-ups, 100 sit-ups, 100 squats and 10 KM run is all you need. Every day.

Gwyneth Paltrow

Even Drew’s answer is delusional. Sean Bradley was an insane athlete compared to “normal” seven-foot-plus people. There are numerous “very tall even for the NBA” guys, even ones who want to play basketball, who never come close to making the league.

According to Wikipedia, the average height of an NBA player is 6'7". Unless you were good enough to be a professional basketball player in a league other than the NBA at whatever height you are, you’re not suddenly getting into the NBA at 6'9". What a stupid fucking take.

Tokyo Drift was shitty, but Han was my favorite character in the series. I’m not interested in Statham’s bullshit redemption tour. NEVER FORGET.

Han shot first?

**Spoiler alert**

IIRC there was a line in the last one (F8 I think?) where it’s revealed that Charlize Theron’s character made him kill Han. It was dumb.

If the next one isn’t called “Fast 10 Your Seatbelts”, then there is no justice. 

Again, not even the biggest logical leap in this franchise but yeah, remember when Shaw stalked out and killed a member of the team before literally murdering and entire hospital? Blimey! 

With Johnson and Statham’s bald heads, the movie is much more enjoyable if you pretend that Idris’ super soldier is fighting two genetically-modified, sentient testicles.

As a purist who doesn’t plan on seeing this movie, how do they redeem Shaw, who killed Han but is now apparently one of the good guys?

The sculpted needs to be in the hall of fame for this as well.

He also had troubled with the background screening, given Chubby’s Checkered past.

“Dirty sevs, better than 9s and 10s.”