Fox Soccer Channel (RIP) had a great show called Fan Zone or something like that where they recorded a fan of each team announcing the game and replaying it late at night. It was hilarious for English soccer and I can only imagine it would be great for the NFL. Imagine a Jags fan and Raiders fan trying to…

Let’s be clear - puking in a bathroom of a gas station 7/11 off the interstate after you just spent the last of your money on meth is rock bottom.

including a disturbing, months-long courtship of one of his own players

I wonder what his girlfriend think about all th.... hahahahahaha, sorry couldn’t make it to the end.

I was thinking Greenwell.  She has aggressively bad opinions. 

his assessment of drink choices at a baseball game (probably 11 bucks for a beer and 12 for the mai tai) is spot on

Nah, he didn’t actually resign, he’s just working remotely from Malaysia.

While I hated the idea of this before it was implemented in the NBA, it has actually had zero impact on my enjoyment of the sport. I know there’s a slippery slope argument and whatnot but I can’t help but think the biggest impact to most fans might be that it will be easier to tell when the jersey you bought is…

New York Red Bulls

I mean, this is the standard practice in almost every other sport in every other country, and even some sports here in the US. Given how utterly enslaved we tend to be to corporate profit opportunities, I’m surprised it hasn’t happened already.

Yet another reason you don’t take advice from Kenny Rogers.

Really, you just need to look at his background to see where this stuff comes from:

Literally no one associated with the team would attend. Not. One. Single. Person. 

He comes across as one of the few who do t care about the difference between “generational wealth” and “slightly more generational wealth.”

Derek Murphy at Marathon Investigation poured over the video of the race

Those of us over 30 all saw Terminator 2.

I’ve never been to LA, and even I know this.

I think there needs to be a footnote on every mention of the LA river, for those who’ve never been to LA.

Let’s be honest here. If the paramedics amputated the arm at the scene, they were most likely finishing a job the accident started.

Considering Dirk Nowitzki was broadly “a tall spot-up shooter who can’t really move” during his athletic prime, including when he was the best player on a championship squad, I’d say it’s a pretty excellent thing to be.