I assume the Raptors use an extended version of this clip at every home game?

“The only winning move is to not play the game.”

+1 Lynne Thigpen microphone fellation.

This is a killer comment.

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

In defeating the vile Dookies, Rocker threw the first no-hitter in Super Regionals history.

I don’t think it’s limited to kids. Witness Tiffany Haddish completely losing her shit when meeting Opera.

That game winning half court shot was sweet as hell! Who cares if the tip of the finger was still on the ball when the clock ran out?

I think the argument is “if it’s cool there shouldn’t be any penalties”

I think the argument is “off-sides shouldn’t matter if the play is cool” which is still not a good argument to make.

Counterpoint: make sure you are fucking on-sides?

I misread that as “My Power Is Not Derived From The Sun” and frankly I’m disappointed that isn’t the actual headline.

“I wish I could go back in time and not tell anyone that I had a kid,” VanVleet said.

having perhaps grown tired of seeing his athletic feats credited to a small baby who cannot even speak or control its bowels

*ahem* Fred VanVleet Sr.

Fred VanVleet: My Power Is Not Derived From My Son

The thing that gets me about this is that there’s literally no other scenario in the world where a dink like Stevens would do this to someone like Lowry who could clearly and easily kick the shit out of him. The only thing that lets someone like Stevens think he can get away with it is a lifetime of thinking that…

Nouveau-riche

Venture capital is inherently a game of odds, where you get a lot of rich people with a lot of assets, pool those assets and throw them at 100 ideas you think MIGHT make money and knowing only one or two needs to be a hit. It isn’t about investing in the best tech or product, it’s about investing in something that may…