I vote as if I’m a receptionist at an ER waiting room and the level of restraint I would need to not burst out laughing while have announcing to one of these names (without seeing beforehand) with a room full of people that are obviously in some sort of trauma. Anything to get you through the day!

The TP net also prevents splash-back. Nothing worse than feeling cold toilet water hitting your nethers when dropping the kids off at the pool. It makes me feel so unclean.

There’s no name in this region that jumps out at me like Storm Duck. That said, Voltaire Casino is a good one, and I cannot believe it’s losing. That just screams “hi I’m a gambler from Archie Comics.”

That will stop the *plop*, but not the report of your anus-gun firing out them turds. You’d still need some kind of butt-silencer

Was this counselor also, perchance, your grandpa?

If Voltaire Casino doesn’t win, we* riot.

Alpha. Omega. Nickelberry. III.

The lack of support for Donald Bullcoming can only be ascribed to backlash from Jim Bob Ghostkeeper hate from last year. I refuse to accept that Konstantine Sepsis is a better name.

Much as I like Nimrod Schmul, the existence of two previous Alpha Omega Nickelberry’s is just too much to overcome.

Pope Thrower is the one that got an audible laugh out of me when I read the bracket for the first time. I’ll vote Thrower as long as I can.

Pope Thrower should be, at worst, a two seed.

Will Precious Orji make it all the way to the Championship only to have its celebratory party prematurely ruined by Jizyah Shorts??

How do you make a bullcome from behind?

First of all, how dare you, Mr. Westeros! Pope Thrower is objectively the better name. Secondly, as unofficial NOTY historian, I implore you to check your facts, sir! The worst NOTY voting travesty was in 2014 when Genghis Cohen — arguably the greatest NOTY name of all time — lost in the first round to Erby Ferby, a…

Saw Pope Thrower a few years back with Behemoth. Great show.

If Precious Orji doesn’t finish with 69% of the vote, we riot.

Sureal Sparx receiving Foreal Spanx.

Pope Thrower is this years auburn. You don’t want to run into him until you absolutely have to

If Pope Thrower and Deicide Huxtable move on, their eventual matchup could be cataclysmic. 100% into it.

If there is a God, may the woefully underseeded Pope Thrower fight the godslayer, Deicide Huxtable