You can tell he clearly knows he didn’t get all of it. And flips the bat out of frustration. This is a terrible post. 

It kind of almost looks like he’s upset because he knows he didn’t get all of it. Am I crazy?

Dick Bawls “Strike!” Ball Strikes Dick

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

Yeah, that whole part where he made the conscious decision to not take multiple scholarships sort of ruins the heartstrings tugging.

Tom, can we get a Dead Letters, failed pitches edition?

I grew up in Milwaukee, and have lived in Chicago, Los Angeles, and Denver over the past 17 years . I always get tickets to see the Brewers whenever they visit the city I’m living in. Hands down, Dodger Stadium is the scariest place to wear the visiting team’s jersey.

This is why, the older I’ve gotten, the more I try to avoid confrontational situations with strangers. Even when what the other person does couldn’t be more inappropriate and assholish.

Fixed, ty!

This news truly shocks the conscience.

It’s this sort of thing that makes me reconsider the notion that the world needs to be purged by fire. I still think it should, but stuff like this gives me momentary pause.

this is amazing. It’s amazing.

Truman Peyote would be a great commenter handle.

If Dijonnaise Norman gets there, can we make it the Savory 16?

So he either meant it like King plays like a girl, and everyone knows girls can’t do the sports, or he meant it like King is a homo and everyone knows the gays are weak. Either way, it’s highfuckinglarious and so inspiring in a coach! Also, I’d like to ‘rattle’ him, preferably a diamondback.

And here I thought I was the old white guy who had officially killed “Yassssss, queen.”

Okay, you win.

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Dude. Jesus.

I had a roommate who was such a worthless degenerate. Someone else in the apartment moved out, found this guy on Craigslist, and I didn’t have a say in it. Motherfucker didn’t even have a bank account, which should’ve automatically disqualified. Anyway one time, I come back from a week’s vacation, to see this guy’s…