Coincidentally, Lonely Master was 2/3 of my high school nickname.

I’ve never been to Shanghai, but it seems to me that if you’re bored in Shanghai it is no one’s fault but your own.  

If the officials heard it and the team won’t offer up the offender, suspend the whole team from play. 

“Fathered a child outside of his marriage” vastly undersells what this nut actually did: he had a whole second family while filming a reality show for MTV.

He was a white guy, but he looked approachable.

Don’t forget, Deadspin’s greatest two way threat.

What I’m most curious about (and what doesn’t seem to have gotten out yet) is precisely what broke this open.

He can keep his day job designing Drake mixtape covers, though.

I guess you could say that’ll be that student’s..

If you play golf with Donald Trump and let him cheat he will talk forever about how he beat you.

As a fellow NMU alumnus, I’m just happy he/she can read, that’s Dean’s List shit right there.

to your point: I’ve lived next door to Marquette for my entire life, I attended NMU from 97-01, and I didn’t know Howard Schultz was an NMU grad until about two years ago. Fuck that guy.

“Even just a slight tweak in those percentages toward expected outcomes yields a very different final score.”

“““You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” - Wayne Gretzky”

Harper’s tampering hampering Halo’s Trout pampering. 

Warning: It was extremely gross and alarmingly red.

I’m pretty sure one of the main prerequisites for becoming an instagram influencer is having zero interest in the world around you.  This totally checks out.

This is all so petty, and I love it. Inject it into my veins.