The last thing LaVar Ball needs is to be around more Suns that don’t play basketball well.

This game was the Super Bowl LIII halftime show of Super Bowls.

Hello darkness my old friend

Yeah, you might want to read past the headline.

You really can't tell that it's a mocking headline meant to satirize a position Trump held when it was convenient?

I decided to do the “no sleeves tough guy” routine once in 2006 when we played at Chicago. The temperature on the field was 5 degrees, with windchill it was -10ish.

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

whatever

Now you’ve gotten the full Ashley experience.

Very proud that Ashley included my question and clearly did not read the whole thing. I said aside from Ivanka!

Usually I try not to deal in alternative facts, but fuck the spinosaurus, T-Rex is the best. Its got the coolest name and the coolest Power Ranger and that's the only thing that should matter.

Ahem.

Whether or not you think Kingsbury is that big of a deal is kind of irrelevant. He did, and he based a huge life decision on it and is now being dicked over. That he’s potentially willing to lose a year of eligibility is indicative of how much Kingsbury was a deciding factor.

What a sad scary time to be a young, upper-class, white male. Thoughts and prayers.

Read the fuckin’ blog MrSugarPenis

Considering that the road team, Minneapolis Roosevelt High School, has a predominantly black student body and has been staying in the locker room during the national anthem for their previous games, this would seem like more than some good-natured ribbing.

“Which bone is most likely to be infected with racism? Femur? Rib? Have medical professionals ever confirmed the existence of a racist bone?”

He’s even doing a bad job at “owning teh libs”. He really should have gotten some Papa John’s, Chic-Fil-A, and Hardee’s.