Imagine getting an invite to the White House and being served the same food you can get delivered to your dorm.

move that provoked Young into, in TMZ’s words, “firing off a nut shot.”

Also has lots of “black friends”

I have a lot of family in Pueblo and Springs. FUN FACT: they’ve been in America since before there was an America. They were in Taos when it was still New Spain. Mexico declared independence, then 50 years later, America coalesced around them.

That guy’s male-pattern baldness, facial hair, and pot-belly combo is basically the “Now, I’m not racist, but...” starter pack. What’s the over/under on the number of times since he got fired that he’s told someone how nobody can take a joke anymore and everyone’s too PC? I would bet my life’s savings ($6.42) that he…

Yosemite Sam has fallen on hard times.

how long will the “voice carry” excuse last?

Who can forget Cody Pickett’s Charge, the Battle of Kam Chancellorsville, or the Michael Vicksburg Campaign?

I would just like to commend Albert, Deadspin and the rest of their Gizmodo Media Group for their continued excellence in the picking of screencaps of morons around the world.

R.I.P. Zelda you were an enormous sweetheart and you sounded like an air-raid siren when left alone for more than thirty seconds.