One time I was waiting at a red light and a car approaching the light behind me was flashing the highbeams like crazy and then pulled up next to me. I asked the old lady if she was trying to get my attention and she said that flashing the highbeams changes the lights green “thats how fire trucks do it”. We sat there…

Biggest urban myth

You get a solid, one-one-thousand, two-one-thousand, three-one-thousand count. If you haven’t started moving, or your brake lights haven’t at least flickered off by then, you get the horn.

If you want third parties to have a realistic effect on the politics and policies of the United States, encourage to run for any other fucking position than President. Then they might actually have a chance at winning, AND they’ll build name recognition and public trust.

Until then, remember that the Republicans are…

And I’d rather have Hillary Clinton in the office of the President than either Donald Trump or Jill Stein.

Kosher Italian is the name of my next rock band.

Oh — Emirjeta Xhelili? Of the Mayflower Xhelilis?

It’s just as likely that she was being bullied by another girl. Can’t say I’ve met anybody from Texas who wasn’t a little off or xenophobic.

Matt Lauer belongs in one place on TV- in between segments on the weather in your neighborhood and a live performance from Toby Keith. And he barely belongs there.

I’m horrified to learn how many of you sad bastards visit Buffalo Wild Wings often enough to have a nickname for it.

Tim Burke is a fine upstanding gentleman and is correct.

I shall now tier these (never rank; always tier) in regard to how I would feel if they were touted by my team (which in the interest of full disclozhe is Pittsburgh).

What claim do the Steelers have on the generic phrase here we go?

+1 trust fall

Hey, look! A butterfly!

Some of these hashtags sound like they came from the over-caffeinated minds of professional corpspeakers during a mandatory team-building retreat.

Absentia was super weird/good! Did you see that he’s doing the I Know What You Did Last Summer reboot? Kind of on the fence about that one, but maybe it’ll be good?

It’s common, but not in the way it appears or is used as a plot device in horror (and other genre) movies. It’s not some diabolical stranger in most cases. It’s not some evil other doing it. It’d be more likely that Alex or Money would rape or attempt to rape Rocky than The Blind Man.

I love horror/thriller movies. They are my favorite genre. But, like many women, I’ve been sexually assaulted. It’s hard to find a good horror movie that does not involve the sexual assault of a woman. I’m not sure why; it’s such a lazy ass trope that is used entirely too often.

Aaaaaand the coffee mug on his desk is a pill bottle.