Except Aimee doesn’t sound happy about it at all. She sounds miserable as hell, like being alone is not something she wants but something she must get used to. Resigned to her fate so to speak.

A pastor in California is part of a faction of Christians upset about Octavia Spencer’s role as God in the movie adaptation of William P. Young’s controversial 2007 novel The Shack. Spencer is black, you see, and God is a white man.

“When it’s with me, girl, you only need two minutes, because I’m so intense. You say something like, ‘Is that it?’ I know what you’re trying to say. You’re trying to say, ‘Aww yeah, that’s it!’ Then you tell me you want some more. Well, I’m not surprised. But I am quite sleepy”.

Fuck this Loeb guy all to hell. I usually hate the term “gold-digger,” but he is a woman-hating, misogynist, bullying gold-digger. You know ultimately he is doing this for money, but it’s also to get his rocks off - she left him, but he’s never going to allow her to expunge him from her life. He wants to be a looming…

It’s an evil world. Always has been. Always will be. A lot of people are good, but collectively we’re just an evil shitshow.

I’m sorry you missed the point of her photo. A striking image brings your attention, but a deeper look into who she is and what she represents was the point. Your appreciation of the photo was shallow

Kinda think it’s shitty how people are so negative about the KUWTK resuming filming after ~only 3 weeks.~ Because of course there is never a good way to be a victim and if she doesn’t hole up and hide away forever, fuck her that attention-seeking whore. And whatever you may think about the Kardashians, these kinds of…

If you’re carrying enough water weight to produce tears, you’re too bloated for the runway fam.

From some of the stuff she’s said on Snapchat, it seems likely that they were offered a show and turned it down.

THE SHACKLES ARE OFF!!!

I can’t stop picturing Hillary Clinton kissing her fingers and pressing them to her wallet sized photo of Beyoncé for good luck before each speech. “We got this, Bey...who run the world?”

Brett: BUT EVA BRAUN IS SO HOTTT IT’S GONNA BE THE BEST YEAR OF YOUR LIFE REICH!!!

“But 👏 how 👏 is 👏 the 👏 dick?”

No. That’s a reductive and shameful straw man fallacy.

Look, how else is a man supposed to compliment his daughter when the only compliments he knows how to give any woman are that he finds her attractive enough to have sex with?

the knee socks on baby George just break my heart into a thousand pieces

they are very cute kids. we can be honest and say that some kids just aren’t as cute as others, but these are like the top dog kids of cute kids.

I have no idea what it is about these royal babies, but I cannot get enough of their cute little faces and old-timey outfits.

Paris is Burning, Man.