I am so sick of this argument it makes me insane. Excuse me while I go outside and scream and then calmly come back inside and advise mothers that they should do whatever the F they want.

@WaylenGoblin: I place full blame on Paris Hilton for that horrible trend. It makes me cringe.

OMG. Donatella is teeny!

I may officially have jumped on the Efron bandwagon. I am starting to love him a little bit and it makes me want to smack my head against the table.

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Ahhhh...ok. My love for her can continue on. Not offensive to this Jew.

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: WHAT? I've never heard that? What did she say? Anyone?

@Sputnik_Sweetheart: Paris, to me, is the epitome of someone who never advanced past the age of 14.

Has my brain officially melted or did Zac Efron say something that made me like him a little? Also- Dolly Parton is the best.

@JanicefromSA: Whiskey and popcorn: I got two without any connections. But that was over 10 years ago so who knows? Maybe it's gotten tougher.

I just read that intern's blog postings and all I can say (to steal from my faux-boyfriend Seth Meyers) is "REALLY?" I was an intern for THREE months at a major fashion mag and I never got to do anything as glam and exciting as this girl. It was more like "Get my coffee and organize these shoes..."

@whynotshesaid: I will be your writer ladyfriend. I just finished my book and it was so frustrating not to have someone to vent to. I had to throw ideas at my poor husband who is only horrified that I don't know how to use Excel.

I didn't read the piece but I would assume it's nothing most sororities would bat an eyelash at. Girls are mean, get over it. Be happy you aren't in a public school somewhere where crazy teenagers beat each other up on Youtube...

@Annabellie: Doesn't she have a newborn? I will forgive her.

I think someone's been watching too many episodes of The City.

OMG, Zombies are like totally the new vampires.

Say what you will, but any show that coins the term "Booberception" is pure genius. Between that and the bus drivers/firefighter cheering section,my husband and I almost fell of the couch laughing.

@ahpooks: same here, I had to do a double take. I actually think she is more gorgeous than Lisa (if that's possible). I'm so glad to have her in the tribe!

@ForgetfulBitch [should be out of this house in a week]: Actually, she's not tall enough to wear them. That's the problem I think. She's teeny, like 5'2 or something I think? I think she's gorgeous but it's a case of wearing a trend even though it's not flattering on you. It's also super hard to wear high-waisted when…

Seriously, where are they releasing it?

@Embracethepink: First, I don't want to date him, but definitely want to hang out and have drinks with him. Love the guy.