I don't know if this has been discussed yet or not but HOW AMAZING was it when Brett flat-out admitted he had extensions in and didn't care who knew. He is definitely a degenerate, disgusting, chauvanist pig but honestly, he cracks me up. Give it to the man for being hilarious.

@mypupmaxigirl: agreed on the fresh face, but have to say (as a purist) I would rather see a new model any day than another actress.

1. I think she looks like a beautiful tranny on this cover and

How is Nicole not getting any love here? I think she looks adorable. In fact, she has given me recession-era inspiration to pull out my poufy black mini and black tights for New Year's. Thanks Nic!

That she married Ben Affleck?

It's a lot about genetics people. I didn't nurse and naturally shrank down to my pre-preg size pretty quickly. (To be fair though- I also didn't gain a ton of weight while pregnant as a result of near-continuous vomiting.)

@lunchbox: Coming from someone who's mom works in high-end real estate, trust me... everyone in that industry is hurting. He's probably smart to get out before the market tanks even more! GO Daddy Conrad.

@rollergirl76: No, they are terrible lines. But the IDEA behind it (just say something to get a girl to notice you) makes sense. OK, OK people. I get it. Look, I'm the girl who married the guy who grabbed her ass so maybe I'm not the best judge of pick-up lines.

@SarahMC: Ok, maybe the way he frames the advice is a little offensive, but the actual advice/tips usually make sense. It also could be me loving the sweet nerds and wanting them to be able to make out with a hot girl for once in their life.

@devilchyld22: Seriously. There's really nothing malicious or devious in what he teaches these guys. It's basically just not being afraid of girls and having some confidence in approaching them.

I would also like to point out that from what I've seen of Mystery on his VH1 show, once you get beyond his giant-ness, penchant for Criss Angel-esque wardrobe choices, and sidekick named "Matador," his advice is spot-on. I was impressed.

@morninggloria: I'm sorry... Did we just uncover the greatest secret guy trick ever?

@lippybug: Maybe they should get together and write a book?

@morninggloria: Hey, worked for my husband! (seriously)

@Dottie Gale: Well then, I don't either because that was my first thought. What a bunch of crap. How the hell does a 9-year-old sell a book?

@andheartss nom noms cold hearts: Agreed. Need the hat and booties for my little one- love them.

A man.

@BlakeBadgley: Well, there is something happening under her belt that I cannot categorize so I will call it a bump. But normally I would agree with you.

I would like to officially start the Rachel Zoe bump watch rumor.

oooooo... Glittery