Threat Level Midnight would’ve been a lot shorter had Goldenface developed Pulmonary Gold Disease.
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So, when I was a kid we had this record (wax LP!) of horror short stories. One was called “The Golden Arm.”
You couldn't call Raimi subtle, but his humor still sails over some people's head.
That’s what happened!
Raimi sometimes plays things straight which can also be very funny, if this short (which frankly I’m just waiting until it gets released from Quibi after the service crashes and burns and they can distribute it on their own) has wacky tonal shifts, that’s just Raimi.
But what was Tobias to do, get his hair plugs removed?
It doesn’t take a doctor to prevent pulmonary gold disease! Stay safe stay informed.
I haven’t seen anything more than the clip, but Raimi’s movies all have a weird sense of humor to them. If I were to guess, he’s in on the joke. But of course in the world of the Internet, it’s best to sneeringly laugh at something in order to prove how above it all you really are.
You're obviously not a doctor.
I’m no expert on pulmonary gold disease, but wouldn’t a felt insert between the stump and the golden arm prevent the spread of pulmonary gold disease? Seems like someone should’ve read up on pulmonary gold disease before investing in an entire Quibi about it!
Woah, is that true? Goddamn, that is shitty to a vastly larger degree than expected. I didn’t know that they were doing that. That’s incredibly disappointing. Also, kind of surprising? I thought that their whole thing was all about creating new models and moving entertainment into the future. Guess the future is just…
Meg Whitman, proud member of one of Mitt Romney’s binders full of women.
BONG
10 minutes for a health bowel movement is a bit much, no? Or are you counting the total time in the bathroom where you vigorously... wash your hands, and stare at your face and what not?
They could even sort content by how long it takes to shit
Man I wish I could fail into CEO position after CEO position....
Good luck knocking Youtube off its throne!
... and we can’t get COVID testing to everyone that needs it ... or figure out how, once every two years, to make voting easier ... or ...
What a world we live in! I can watch my phone on my TV, and I can watch TV on my phone, and yet I can’t get my VCR clock to stop blinking 12:00...12:00...12:00...12:00!
even without covid, this is such a fucking oversight.