You left out the best part! When Manny Machado hit that home run tonight with two outs in the bottom of the ninth off Chris Sale, that was amazing.

And let’s not forget how bad the attendance numbers look once you account for the fact that Philip Rivers’ family is responsible for filling half of the seats.

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

More like Kingsman the Turd amirite

Seriously, though, what a mess that movie is. Only people I know who liked it are Brits, and that was mainly because Mark Strong sang in it.

Kingsman 2 was terrible. Which skeleton-thin woman is he going to egregiously violate for a cheap unnecessary gag this time?

Nice of the team to let Homeless Conor McGregor answer some questions.

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When tables are outlawed, only outlaws will have tables.

NFL trivia: The Lindbergh baby was found in there.

Fun fact: when you stare into Bill O’Brien’s chin divot, Bill O’Brien’s chin divot also stares into you.

You mean his face asshole, right under his cunt mouth?

Nothing escapes the chingularity.

its like if the sarlacc pit and goatse had a baby together. its the most vile crevice on earth.

“Smart move. You can cash in those unused timeouts at the end of the season for boxes of Krispy Kreme donuts.” - Andy Reid

It’s too bad this will probably suck

My ideal pick is Letitia Wright. Not only is she great but it will really anoy internet fuckwits.

Elba is too old to play Bond now anyway, and his acting style is too similar to Criag’s too. Part of the point of Bond’s recasting is so that each new actor will bring a different style of acting to the character. We’ve done angsty grim, time to move onto something more upbeat. Why not an Anglo-Indian actor. The UK’s…

I don’t like the man. I don’t like his administration. I don’t care for the buffoons who follow him religiously. While he does bring it upon himself, I am just tired of all of the reporting about him. You know what would piss him off? Never talking about him. Reminds me of the Arkham Knight game.  At the end,…

I knew the suggestion that an old-timey Kentucky colonel might be racist was a little suspicious.