+1 Scott Norwood

Gonna wait for the Bath Salts Edition

Are you sure that you’re referring to the brothers correctly? I’ve heard they were switched at birth...

Long time lurker, first time caller.

Huff the Magic Dragon.

Ball placed on the one foot line.

I like to eat racists. What do I do

Yeah. I’m a big fan of Mr. Show and Arrested Development, but Cross’ standup often just feels like him being an asshole and swinging at low-hanging fruit. I mean, I’m both liberal and an asshole, but I just don’t have time for his thing. So I have an easier time believing he’s just an all-around asshole, rather than…

Any chance we can put Beverley on LaVar Ball next?

You coming up with that joke:

When he retires he’s going to open a restaurant called The Redasserie

The Cubs had to wait 108 years to win a World Series and John Lackey is going to make damn well sure everybody else has to wait 108 years as well.

Wow, now I’m picturing Seagal playing a Jedi in a brown kimono.

Oh no this is Stephen Seagal we’re talking about, this is a man that probably has multiple authentic kimonos. And not like the classy full length ones, those short ones that probably cut off just past his junk

There’s nothing Evangelicals love more than a good persecution fantasy.

Seriously.

Which Total Recall, though?

“Yeah, how did rumors like that get spread so quick.” - Richard Gere

When I was a little kitten, I remember a friend of mine told me that the Ultimate Warrior died because his arm bands cut off his blood circulation and that he was replaced by a look-alike. I like that ending to the story better.

And since I wasn’t particularly worried about him even then, they were extra-good...