I like the ones without John Lassiter’s creepy hands on them

Caused substantial friction that no salve would heal.

The Marlboro Man is not walking through that door.

Yeah, keep collecting signatures. None of those actors are going back to that well. They’re done.

We’ll see - Griffin is definitely in the meh part of his career. Came out blazing only to expose himself.

+ Steven Seagal’s musical chops.

My friend Kim needed some things to kick his international talks into high gear:

All is not well in Buttland.

Spent so much to get so little in return.

Seems like we need to hold off on all the think pieces about how “bad the battle plans are” going forward. Were any of them ever good? Most of them are terrible.

Wish Bone Burnett

Kind of a zero sum game - bad music or bad choices. Truly this is one blues song nobody asked for.

I’ll buy one only if they have Butt Fumble night where they recreate the famous play, hosted by Mike Francessa and sponsored by Diet Coke.

Poor poor white dudes. So underrepresented and slighted. I mean what in the actual hell is going on here with these clowns?

They cost about the same as the regular ultraboost shoes. 

There was a time when the GOP had “standards” for their candidates, like being married only once, military service, etc.

It’s just standard Fuller WTF. He does the same thing every show he’s on. Likely, if he didn’t get kicked off, the show would devolve into one long slow motion sequence with a rambling narrative. I’ve yet to see him provide a coherent narrative.

He is getting a little edgier as we inch closer to St Patrick’s day.

Are your assets liquid? Do you own any stake in folding tables, cocaine, Bud Light, bonfires or butt cracks?

The day I stopped listening to the cesspool that is WEEI is the day I became a better fan.