Need to start picking some fruit or pruning trees to build up that strength.

He’s angling to tank so he can move the team to Butt Land. Seriously, look in that closet and you’ll find a skateboard and a dead Zombie Boss’ charred asshes.

I checked out the day Bazooka Joe started talking about Hentai....

I didn’t really want to take sides between the toilet and the crap that stuffed it up so I let things play out and put a nice little sign in the bathroom.

Who knew there was a new season of Entourage? I guess they’re rebooting everything! Vince falls on hard times and tries to get a porn star to be in his parody of Aquaman.

He is the MJ of cheeseburger/filet o’ fish ingestion.

Yeah, we don’t remember the guy who we almost drafted and went ahead of Avery Bradley in the 2010 draft, but whatever.....

+1+1+1 happy feet

You can wander around the stadium doing side quests, like finding the vomiting guy who spent 60 bucks on beer by the third inning.

4 games but he stands for the anthem. Keep moving along, butt fumble. Forget that Kaepernick though.....

R3$pect (+1)

That’s going to be messy getting all those season ticket holders to sign NDAs as they’re led to the secret back entrance.

My coach’s daughter was a lanky pitcher like me. She was a righty and had solid stuff. I learned a lot that year. Just like it should be.

This is the start of the long China BAD campaign.

All of this will likely be forgotten in July when he’s hitting. It’s so funny to see this play out.

I supposed there are no PEDs for managing.

“Watching the fracas on video counts as watching UFC 223. There will be no refunds.” - human pness Dana White

Jeez, that would be dire. He’s one of the biggest creepers on the ship! He makes a holodeck girlfriend out of a real physicist and has the nerve to get indignant when she finds out. Aside from Barclay, he’s the sketchiest.

This reminds me of so many sequels from the 70s - 90s where you get a slow, steady decline of original characters and ideas that ends up in the straight to video bin.

Everyone watch Blue Ruin instead.....