Reboot it as the Bro, a long dead Abercrombie dude from the 00s who comes back to seek vengeance with his expensive cargo shorts.

I would only shell out for Salacious Crumb.

Always sounded like a Tim & Eric Cinco product.

“I didn’t even get screen credit and they returned me to the store!”

Mulholland Drive is a mess. It has too many threads including Lynch’s I hate Hollywood thread.

But they would see it on a national network. The money that the team has spent pretty much undoes the idea of that being a small series.

Ugh LA, I hate those homegrown small market teams with no media presence.

They might put it between puppy bowl and kitten half time.

+1 dirty bird

Nah- I’ll listen to Karina Longworth’s take on Manson over Murphy’s latest attempt to manufacture shock. AHS always reminds me of that Onion article about Marilyn Manson going door to door trying to shock people.

Udo is the voice of reason in these uncertain times. Off to watch some Fassbinder and stuff.

League Commissioner Qyburn begs to differ

There really should be a loop of daring Trump to do things. Seems like he will. This is his version of the Ron Burgundy/Teleprompter thing. Country dares Trump to play golf pantless.

Maybe have an EDM/Mumble Rap Demolition night where they destroy some mobile phones playing Spotify?

Jim Tomsula’s hobo curse is something to behold. He buried a cursed bindle in the stadium and they are never getting rid of that fetid smell.

Eck was at an acquaintance’s wedding a while back. She asked me who he was. When I told her, she indicated he was super annoyed that nobody had any idea who he was and he was waiting to be recognized. She characterized him as some old man with 80s hair who kept trying to flirt with women young enough to be his…

Who woulda what?

Looks like that “crowd” behind him got raptured or something.

I say we keep it going for another six months and see how low we sink. This is all theatrical bullshit anyway, but they don’t know how to do anything but a middle school version.

Nobody forced Red Sox ownership to sign Sandoval. He was a huge gamble and they lost bigly. I can’t wait for him to be gone, but the math is there. If you’re fat, you’ll break down, unless you use Bartolo’s cologne.