Are we sure it’s a wife and not just the “nice lady who lets him stay in her garage while he mends fences and paints the fences”?

Where does Xenu fit into the dark universe?

But the only way to solve this would be with more guns and more ad hominem attacks on the left, makes sense, right?

Can they team up in the next fight against Dom Torretto and the family?

Hey, he had to burn some trash on the white house lawn. You tell me what takes priority?

He didn’t wipe. Bad form. I think Doug Baldwin wiped at least once in the Superbowl.

He was advised to pass to Trump, who lays bricks all day.

Don’t you get it? He’s not ELITE and has ATTITUDE issues. Those are the code words we normally use.

This version of Trailer Park Boys is not funny. Mr Leahy didn’t even mention an instance of a “shit” in anything.

What’s a radio?

Oakley sunglasses. Gross.

+1 swift kick

“I’m convinced Joe Jackson will settle down once the Jackson 5 have their first gold album” - Berry Gordy

I always knew Jeb was a fart zombie in disguise.

“I got next” - LaVar Ball to Joe Jackson, Richard Williams, Murray Wilson, Peter Graf....

This is the pace car for the unofficial post-race race to the ER.

Closers don’t wear flip flops.

How many times they got the Bills?

It’s amazing they’re trying to say that not knowing where the intel came from is a defense. None of this adds up to credible behavior. He’s stupid, ignorant or feeble.

Fuck Schilling. Fuck the people who root d for David Ortiz and treat Jones that way. Fuck the why can’t I say it if I hear African Americans say it.