Like medicare? Try and take that one or privatize and you’ll get run over by a hundred rascals.

Dad jeans!!!

Dad jeans!!!

Goink goink gone!!! Bye bye triangle.

A suburban film?

Urban Meyer and Karl Urban will be ever so disappointed.

So the plan is to basically turn into the crazy guy with the broken down house who leaves busted lawnmowers in the front and he’s armed to the teeth? OK, got it. Census takers beware.

Do not miss his performance in Near Dark, a vampire flick that is way too underseen:

And their families will get a shiny quarter for every mine collapse and they won’t be able to sue. Their lungs will be happy with the influx of all that dust and the ground water will love the yummy chemicals.

Not even FU Schnickens can save him - chump in the dump.

Cleveland’s scouts are very interested.

+1 All felonies matter.

+1recognition of leadership qualities

+1 shitty lotion sub par insurance company

Middle seed syndrome can strike at any time. Check your bench for warning signs: injuries, Austins are clear signs you are stuck in the middle.

He’s watching too much Peaky Blinders and he doesn’t have a production budget or enough smarts to pull it off.

Thanks for that. Now I have his THC induced pontification rattling in my head.

Where is the three point line to the sun, Paxonly speaking? Would we say fire him from Mercury or Venus?

+1Dunbar Flinn Merrill

Maybe then he could branch out any try other “rebellious” flags, like a Turkish one for Armenian audiences or another that would tick off Jewish people. Hell, the Confederate flag hits that one too.

Oh, Ted Nugent. He’s also a creeper of young women: http://crooksandliars.com/2015/02/ted-nugent-tells-gang-punks-internet-stop